i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
use “nyupanties” as a 5% discount code when you buy anything at shopyumart.storenvy.com
my dash did a th-
when someone insults something u really like
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
WAIT ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT BABIES RIGHTS OR IS THIS SARCASM BC I THOUGHT IT WAS SARCASTIC BUT I JUST SAW A POST THAT MADE ME QUESTION IT
I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
she look like michael cera in the first one im fucking pissin gmyself