illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

love thissssssssss

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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chanel-lolita:

YES!!

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

viserystargarayen:

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this is what i like to see