Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
this is what i like to see