monstroddity:

Sketch I did a while ago ψ(*`人´)ψ

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
pincuo:

Lavender field, Provence, France

pincuo:

Lavender field, Provence, France

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

realfurry:

its transparent

realfurry:

its transparent

I'm guessing you only reblog from your mutuals because none of your posts are funny.
Anonymous

precumming:

yet u follow my blog 

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.